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Brain Dead

So, this is the 3rd Brain Dead movie I’ve seen and it’s probably the 3rd best. Still pretty good, though.

First one

Second One

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Fertilize The Blaspheming Bombshell!

That chick is the best barefoot runner in the history of the world.

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Bikini Bloodbath Christmas

Super high quality intro credits.

Then terrible low quality cheese credits.

And the rest of the movie stayed that way.

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Christmas With Cookie

Way better than the Star Wars hand chop off.

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Ghoul Scout Zombie Massacre

The very first scene of the movie is the shower scene.

The first time I have seen a zombie killed by a flute.

This movie understands what to do when there is a pregnant woman and a zombie outbreak.

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Pyewacket

One thing happening in the movie doesn’t negate the fact that nothing whatsoever happened at any other point. Literally nothing happened in the first hour.

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The Witch in the Window

This was just a really good movie. It has the opposite of jump scares.

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Butterfly Kisses

Everything about this is embarrassing. Usually that makes for at least a funny movie. This one just insults the viewer.

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Night of the Werewolf

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Food of the Gods 2