Category: B-Movies

52 minutes of shitty music videos.

4 minutes of zombies.

There is an explosion on the cover, but no explosion in the movie.

Klaatu Verata Necktie!

Gretchen was a practitioner of the black arts!
Gretchen was a rapper?

What’s the condition of man?
Fucked up.

Yeah, that about sums it up.

That lady really sucks at making eggs.

This woman is a terrible actress, we can’t hire her!
It’s not a problem, just make her a mute and she can hand people notes.

Where is she getting all those bullets?

I was kind of with her until she killed the dog.

The movie is rated R, not X as the poster says. Trying to drum up sales, I guess.

It’s not Sorority House Massacre.

It’s not Slumber Party Massacre.

It’s Sorority Party Massacre!

Take a look at the cover. I bet you can’t guess who did it.

Why isn’t there a party in this movie?

The cinematography was way too good for acting and writing in this movie.

Man, 1994 is gonna be so fucked up.