Category: B-Movies

AKA Dead Scared

Lawn dart death!

Nectar Rose

10 minute love scene in slow motion where everyone has their clothes on.

10 minute slow motion love scene, with nudity, with a giant eye ball. Not as cool as it sounds.

10 minute regular speed sex scene in the shower with a giant eye ball. What a waste of water!

5 minute sex scene with same chick as before, but not in the shower and with clothes on. Why?

5 minute chest rubbing scene with the same chick and her husband. Why? Just why?

The Killer Eye. It’s a big eye ball floating around diddling everybody.

Maybe two people died?

The guy from Cobra Kai!

James Earl Jones!

Recreating the exact scene from Jaws was pretty ballsy.

Wishes it was Kung Pow * MST3K, but it’s far far from it.

Over half the movie is just new lines dubbed over the movie Hell of the Living Dead. A lot of Hell of the Living Dead was just stock footage of New Guinea. So meta.

Cat lady part was pretty cool, but it was from another movie.

The movie ends with the main character falling down, getting up, and just walking away from a bunch of zombie. Hope I didn’t spoil that twist ending for anyone.

That nasty girl didn’t even flush.

This movie is disgusting, but not in a fun way.

WHY!? You were my BFF! WHY!?

Way too much rape for any movie.

My best friend tried to kill me! I think it’s something she ate or she’s on her period.