Category: B-Movies

Every single thing on this movie poster is a lie. No super huge shark. No water skiiers. No wave riders. No helicopters. No planes blew up. The CGI shark was 1/10th the size for some reason. No one raided the shark. The shark was never lost.

I was super into this until the copypasta ending from 2013 or even earlier.

If it was all a dream, why were the doctors running around their normal lives doing things she didn’t know about?

Another manager of the Halloween Store makes a movie.

Cool fetus.

Censor the nudity and cursing? Why?

Very excellent 1982 style.

Really wanted that stupid girl to die.

Exact same special effect 100x.

The dialog in this is actually amazing.

Most of the zombies are well over 5 feet tall.

We need to find a way to survive the little zombie takeover! Hah, even the actors don’t want to use the slur.

If they tried to add any decent practical effects at all, this one could have been good.