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Horsehead

The same thing happening over and over again.

If you ran the slow mo parts at normal speed, this movie would be 20 minutes long.

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Neon City

So many famous-ish people!

Lyle Alzado flexing his acting chops! Seriously, not bad.

You know, for an asshole, you’re a real asshole.

How is this movie rated R? There is an extended group shower scene where everyone wears clothes. You two… can’t even take a shower… with a beautiful woman… without wearing your jeans!

Edit: I can’t believe I watched this twice.

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Edge of the Axe

Data incomplete? How is that possible? It’s plugged into the central terminal!

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Blood Harvest

No one harvested any blood or anything else for that matter.

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Vamp

This has been one wacky night.

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Slaughterhouse

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Fun Size Horror: Volume Two

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Skull: The Mask

I bet the title is a lot better in Portuguese.

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Bloodthirsty

I’m got a shitty idea for a movie and a ton of shitty music. Let’s slap this shit together!

Everyone knows the key to any werewolf movie is the wolf transformation. This one was 1/10.

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Audtion

I get why this is revered, but it’s not really entertaining.