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B-Movies

Gothic

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B-Movies

Rave Party Massacre

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B-Movies

The Telephone Book

What’s the condition of man?
Fucked up.

Yeah, that about sums it up.

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B-Movies

Ms. 45

That lady really sucks at making eggs.

This woman is a terrible actress, we can’t hire her!
It’s not a problem, just make her a mute and she can hand people notes.

Where is she getting all those bullets?

I was kind of with her until she killed the dog.

The movie is rated R, not X as the poster says. Trying to drum up sales, I guess.

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B-Movies

Sorority Party Massacre

It’s not Sorority House Massacre.

It’s not Slumber Party Massacre.

It’s Sorority Party Massacre!

Take a look at the cover. I bet you can’t guess who did it.

Why isn’t there a party in this movie?

The cinematography was way too good for acting and writing in this movie.

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Video Pinball

Pinball in Space

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Video Pinball

Neon Pinball

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Video Pinball

Pinball 2

Pinball 2 is not the sequel to Pinball, as you might think. I have no idea what it is the sequel to, some game that you can’t hold up the flippers trap the ball.

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Video Pinball

Pinball Basketball

This game really pushes the limits of the definition of video pinball, but flipper skills do help.

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Video Pinball

Metal Pin-Ball

You know it’s going to be good because they don’t know how to spell pinball.

They definitely didn’t pay for the rights to that music.

Some of these JavaScript games look decent until you play them.