Year: 2024

AKA Deathstalker III

Fuck, the 80’s were rapey.

These guys have no idea what a beer funnel is.

And… another sexual assault from the good guys.

And… another sexual assault from the good guys.

And… another sexual assault from the good guys.

And… another sexual assault from the good guys.

And… another sexual assault from the good guys.

And… another sexual assault from the bad guys.

Wut?

There is no rock in this movie.

They did the elbow to the knee from Karate Kid, but somehow it knocked the guy out instead of hurting his knee.

The only black guy is named Chocolate Jim.

…he’ll be high jacking an airplane and fly it all the way to Washington to blow up the White House.

Dude doesn’t start learning karate until an hour and fifteen in.

Did this guy just learn karate in one day?

Dirty rabbit punch and everyone include cop father and Miagi are into it. Kicks another guy that isn’t looking or trying to fight. Crowd goes wild.

This was annoying at first, but got stupid and fun.