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The Ritual

+2 for the monster.

+0 for typical life crisis metaphors.

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No Blade of Grass

+1 for the balls to put in that birthing scene.

These guys got their death scene acting training from Looney Toons.

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Flick

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The Devil’s Muse

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The Killer is Still Among Us

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Dracula 3000

Hey, who’s God? Note: this person knows what vampires are and where their home planet is located.
No one.

He’s out for Aroura. He wants to kill her.
He wants to titty fuck her first!

Make course for Star Wars location, end with Star Trek quote.

This lady tried to get naked the entire movie and the dudes just refused to let it happen.

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Alison’s Birthday

Schoolgirls being played by 35 year olds. Sounds like another crappy movie I know about.

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Confessions of a Serial Killer

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Landscape With Invisible Hand

Not amazing, but points for trying.

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Spring