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Dual

Lame ending.

Really stupid name for a movie where the only dual happens in the first 30 seconds and doesn’t involve the main characters at all.

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Everything Everywhere All at Once

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Monsterous

Was mislead on this one. Not a horror movie.

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Burial Ground Massacre

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Death Curse of Tartu

These honkey trespassers deserve to be killed.

The best part was when the screamy sweaty lady died. Because she got bit on the arm?

TIL: if you shoot a decomposed corpse it comes back to life perfectly normal, but quicksand makes you a decomposed corpse again.

Crap ending.

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Scary Movie

Moral of the story: don’t be a bitch.

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Cards of Death

I don’t die mother fucker! – *dies*

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Girls School Screamers

One kill made it worth it, but the first hour was rough.

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The Disco Exorcist

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Slash Dance

Tries to be bad and is also bad. Not good.

Funnier when they aren’t trying to be funny.

I’m all sweaty. – Lady. You wear it well. – Flirty guy

Half the movie is chicks just practicing dancing and not in a cool Death Spa kind of way.

Poster is 1000x sexier than the movie.