Year: 2022

Was this not shot widescreen and they just cut off the top and bottom? Why is everyone’s head cut off?

Well you just let me know when you’re in the mood for a different kind of bust, Mr. Lawman.
You just watch out for the wienie wagger, funbags. I’d hate to be scraping his pecker snot off your windowsill.

Really a lot better than I thought it would be. Way better than Monsturd and Rectuma.

I really want to play basketball with those dudes.

I can’t even tell if this is supposed to be terrible.

These movies need 10,000% more tiny monsters.

Hey, if we make the sequel right away, we can use all the same shit and just call it a different movie!

Three minutes in and it’s already 10x better than the first one.

Where are you?
Bucharest.
Okay, I’ll be right there.

Crap ripoff of a crap Cannibal Holocaust.

The days when there was nothing wrong with slapping a woman for saying something and banging her 5 seconds later.

The days when people killed real animals on film for entertainment. At least Faces of Death was fake.

It’s a thriller for n00bs.

I don’t think you are supposed to enjoy this movie.