Year: 2022

A.K.A. Zombi 2. Gotta love a dude that makes a sequel to someone else’s movie without permission.

I haven’t heard from him in over a month.
I see. And how long since you last spoke to him?
Three months.
This is the dialog I watch these movies for.

Zombie or shark attack movie!

First person kelp to the face.

Best eyeball scene ever?

They’ll think we’re a couple of gays. Run! ???

Those bricks looked precarious.

A.K.A. Malibu Hot Summer

Starring Kevin Costner!

Worst intro song ever?

This girl has never jogged before.

This girl has never played guitar before.

This must be the silicon record for 1981.

WTF is this movie? The story is rich guys get tramps? If this is soft porn, I can’t tell if it is for males or females.

This isn’t supposed to be a comedy, is it?

That’s lady’s underwear teleported back on!

A.K.A. Pigs

Fire the sound guy.

Best use of a body double ever.

Satan’s dog looks like half a Rottweiler and the sweetest girl ever.

Stop screaming lady, you are upsetting the nice doggie.