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All Hallows’ Eve 2

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Scream

Would have rated lower, but wifey liked it.

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Curse of the Mayans

<movie>Throw same rubber mask in front of camera 30 times.</movie>

Artist: What should I put on the cover? I know. A monster that isn’t even in the movie and a spoiler of the ending. I know! I’ll just use the last frame of the movie. Work done!

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Deadly Blessing

Michael Berryman? Ernest Borgnine? Sharon Stone? Must be good? Right?

Why did anything in this movie happen?

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Doctor Mordrid

I gave it a shot because of Jeffery Combs, but nah.

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Lost River

Really seems like it should be good, but just wasn’t.

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The Initiation

Main character conveniently has amnesia. -1

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The Sleeper

If you are going to write shitty song and then make us watch some assholes country line dance to the entire thing, you can suck my ass.

Where did the title come from? Why did anything in this movie happen? So lazy.

Holy shit, Joe Bob is in this! Shame on you Joe Bob.

The Sleeper? More like The Stinker, am I right?

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Robotrix

Sexy lady Robocop!

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Lamb