Year: 2022

I thought of 5 better endings for this movie just waiting for that chick to finish her acting.

The most boring movie with zombie Nazis ever created?

I would put all my funny quotes in here, but it would just be the script for the movie.

CGI blood. -1

I’ll just give you something for the pain. Tee hee.

So many famous people!

I guess I don’t have to read Faust now.

The grossest thing in the movie were the eggs that lady cooked.

Don’t show the hot girl in the shower nake. Show the old monster lady naked up close and in slow motion. -1

Facesmash facesmash facesmash facesmash facesmash facesmash facesmash facesmash facesmash facesmash . Fin.

This movie looks like it’s from the 80’s.

Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab Stab. Stop it! That’s enough!

I am philosophically against fast moving zombies. Giving them super powers makes it even worse! They can walk on ceilings? Really?

I don’t think Romero would have been into this one.