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B-Movies

Mind Killer

Whoever did the sound effects on this movie needs to be kicked in the nuts.

The first hour is a 0. The last 20 minutes are a 6.

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Arcade

Metamorphic Force

All that work and all I got was a nap.

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B-Movies

Transformations

Faster than lightspeed travel and they are fighting with shotguns and revolvers.

I know I’ve only known you for five minutes, and you are covered in giant AIDs boils and St. Bernard slobber, but I love you.

He just blocked a bullet with his monster finger, like a Bugs Bunny cartoon.

And that’s why you don’t leave the Mona Lisa on the floor of your space freighter.

It’s okay if you get raped in your sleep by the birthday party monster. You can just burn the warts off.

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B-Movies

The Howling: New Moon Rising

Half this fucking movie is country line dancing.

This is the worst movie I have ever seen.

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B-Movies

The Howling VI: The Freaks

They randomly drop the word the from the title of these movies.

For some reason, I thought they might turn it around in the 6th one. Maybe 7 is the lucky number!

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Video Pinball

Revenge of the ‘Gator

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Arcade

B. Rap Boys

The gameplay is a 4.

The ridiculousness is a 6.

The black dude throwing watermelons is a bad look.

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B-Movies

In the Earth

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B-Movies

Evil Feed

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B-Movies

Suburban Gothic