Year: 2021

Look at those canoobies!

Here, keep my watch. Hey he forgot his watch.

Made for TV. Blech.

This is half way between soap opera love scenes and soft porn. Soft porn with creepy music playing, like it is supposed to be scary.

So ridiculous in so many ways! Really good.

The guy writing the music for this needs a kick in the dick.

The rubber appendages they chop up look even more fake than that girls boobs.

They just roll the credits in the middle of the final fight scene. WTF? I guess they thought no one would make it that far?

Hire the guy that made the cover art.

Fire everyone else.

Hey look, it’s that plot twist that they use in every movie.