Year: 2021

Never doing anything does not make something suspensful.

Just because something has slightly better film quality does not make it more entertaining.

This movie was made for 12 year old girls.

I found myself baffled as to why every character in The Candy Witch sounds like they’re faking either a British or American accent. Haw haw.

The last 15 minutes really saves this movie.

Walk around the desert for 30 minutes doing nothing, saying nothing. This is going to go well.

Using the same hack machete with a cut out in it for every single kill. Good choice.

Apparently you can just sleep of a machete to the head.

Mega gore. Not that funny, though.

These motherfuckers know their wine.

Music is a 10/10.

Was Marty naked there? WTF was that?

Classy way to drop some Sigmund Freud knowledge.

Wow, famous people. Go Canada.

Bad movie.