Year: 2021

Dragon Sound! Fuck yeah!

Friends through eternity
Loyalty, honesty
We’ll stay together
Through thick or thin
Friends forever
We’ll be together
We’re on top
‘Cause we play to win

Probably should have just watched the trailer.

Probably a 5, but a bonus point as this is a precursor to Street Trash and Body Melt.

A.K.A. The Educations of Frederick Fitzell.

I don’t think this movie is as smart as it thinks it is.

Maybe I’m not as smart as I think I am or I looked at my phone too many times during the movie, but it all just seemed meh. He also picked the timeline in which he was the most lame.

Had to turn this off after 20 minutes.

The pupil dilating on the umbrella. Pure genius. +1

I like the way she pauses from saving the guy to get his blood out of her mouth.

The same gimmick over and over again.

Expected a lot more from Mr. Starship Troopers and Wonder Woman.

Big guy’s voice is so annoying.

I like how everything went to shit because people are killing the rain forest, but they just kill the vampires and move on without penalty.

Shooting someone with a toothpick spins their whole body in the air three times. Cool.

I should have expected this from the cover art. Even no budget films put more effort in.