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Bones

The gangster of love don’t eat no fried chicken!

Maggot Rain! Some stay dry and others feel the pain.

I killed you. You killed me. We even. Damn, why you gotta get all meta-fuckin-physical, nigga? Shit.

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Fear Street: Part 3 – 1666

I like how they didn’t even try on the movie poster for this one.

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Fear Street: Part 1 – 1978

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Fear Street: Part 1 – 1994

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Gunpowder Milkshake

Nothing original here.

The first fight is embarrassingly bad.

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Homewrecker

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Beyond the Door III

Cashing in on the huge commercial success of Beyond the Door II, which was released with a totally different name, we have Beyond the Door III! It has nothing whatsoever to do with the first two, but they just had to cash in on that name recognition.

Like the second movie, there is no door with anything behind it. Maybe that is why they gave the last one an alternate title. No time for that this go round.

90% of this movies budget must have been the train.

Maggot face face rip off was pretty cool.

There’s something on the wing of the plane! Psyche!

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Beyond the Door II – Shock

More Italian incest weirdness.

Probably renamed it to shock because there was no door with anything behind it.

Saw it twice and still a 4.

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The Call

Lin Shaye is awesome, but this movie is not.

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Don’t Panic

You can be 30 and play a 17 year old as long as you wear dinosaur pajamas for half the movie.

Even with all the nonsense, it’s still hard to sit through.