Year: 2021

Robert Englund is too good for this.

The zombies look more realistic than the boobs.

Actually decent around the 1 hour mark.

Why does this one have a space in the name?

Enough with the fucking high pitched squeals already.

Major let down.

Jeffrey Combs and Vincent Schiavelli? In!

The masks in this movie are awesome. That’s it, though.

Bill Paxton as a vampire? I’m in.

Did those three actors just walk over from the set of Aliens to the set of Near Dark?

Dude got punched so hard he broke his leg.

My favorite kind of ending.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers for the 4000th time.

Men are bad. This will fix ’em.

Just skip to 1:20:00.