Year: 2021

Didn’t feel like coming up with an ending, eh?

What did we just watch?

We’re gonna watch something that doesn’t make a lick of sense. – Joe Bob

Well, this is just gross.

The guy that was willing to be Pinhead for 8 movies saw a clusterfuck coming and bounced. No way this is going to be good.

How do you make a movie even shittier than Hellworld? Make half of it found footage. Then, even when it’s not found footage, make the 3rd person cameraman jerk a normal camera around as if it’s found footage.

Hellraiser 2 budget in 1988: $6,000,000.
Hellraiser 9 budget in 2011: $300,000.